Post by awayawyle on Feb 10, 2012 11:26:21 GMT -5
Since we're planning to have 100 dead ends, we'll need 100 pieces of advice from Bro. Fortunately, these sorts of lines are fun to write.
Adding a check to see if it's the first time that a player has reached a dead end is fairly straightforward, so we can write an intro to the Brojo as well. Something like this -
B: "Bro! Looks like things didn't work out for you. But that's why you got me. Here at the Brojo, I'm gonna straighten you out and send you back out there to kick ass like any bro of mine should."
B: "Now I know you'll be wanting to see me as often as possible, because let's be honest, who wouldn't? But personally, since you get here by getting eaten, mauled, or dumped, I'd say we keep these lessons to a minimum."
B: "Now let's see what you did this time..."
1:
If 'Take the same path' = 0
B: "All right Chief, there were two choices and this one killed you. Which one are you gonna picked next time?"
B: "The same one, right? Atta boy, my man's no quitter!"
Flag: 'Take the same path' +=1
If 'Take the same path' != 0
B: "Look dork, that obviously didn't actually work. Sometimes we gotta admit that what you did was stupid and then not do it again."
B: "Because seriously bro, that was stupid."
2:
B: "So you know how that chick told you to leave her alone? Well she wasn't speaking English, she was speaking chick. You gotta understand their language, man."
B: "When a bitch tells you to leave her alone like that, she doesn't mean it. She just wants you to prove that you love her or whatever. So go do that."
B: "What? How do you prove your love for her? Fuck if I know, I don't get into that mushy stuff."
3:
B: "So you tried to fight that zombie head on, huh?"
B: "Well, you get mad props for trying, but sometimes you gotta leave the zombie killing to the pro."
B: "That's me. I'm the pro."
More lines can go in this thread. After all, we'll need 100 of them.
Adding a check to see if it's the first time that a player has reached a dead end is fairly straightforward, so we can write an intro to the Brojo as well. Something like this -
B: "Bro! Looks like things didn't work out for you. But that's why you got me. Here at the Brojo, I'm gonna straighten you out and send you back out there to kick ass like any bro of mine should."
B: "Now I know you'll be wanting to see me as often as possible, because let's be honest, who wouldn't? But personally, since you get here by getting eaten, mauled, or dumped, I'd say we keep these lessons to a minimum."
B: "Now let's see what you did this time..."
1:
If 'Take the same path' = 0
B: "All right Chief, there were two choices and this one killed you. Which one are you gonna picked next time?"
B: "The same one, right? Atta boy, my man's no quitter!"
Flag: 'Take the same path' +=1
If 'Take the same path' != 0
B: "Look dork, that obviously didn't actually work. Sometimes we gotta admit that what you did was stupid and then not do it again."
B: "Because seriously bro, that was stupid."
2:
B: "So you know how that chick told you to leave her alone? Well she wasn't speaking English, she was speaking chick. You gotta understand their language, man."
B: "When a bitch tells you to leave her alone like that, she doesn't mean it. She just wants you to prove that you love her or whatever. So go do that."
B: "What? How do you prove your love for her? Fuck if I know, I don't get into that mushy stuff."
3:
B: "So you tried to fight that zombie head on, huh?"
B: "Well, you get mad props for trying, but sometimes you gotta leave the zombie killing to the pro."
B: "That's me. I'm the pro."
More lines can go in this thread. After all, we'll need 100 of them.
